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Now that the commercial list is up, I would like to further refine it. This needs more polishing obviously, but I think it does a decent job of capturing the jist of the types of companies and industries targeting the average football fan. Fast food, cars, beer, mobile phone. Sick (literally) life.

Airline
Fast Food
Shipping
Car
TV: Sports

Beer
Clothing
Car
TV: General
Sponsors

Car
Retail: Big Box Home Improvement
Fast Food
Cast Food
Car
Sponsors

Car
MOVIE
Snack Product
Broker Dealer
Car

Mobile Provider
Fast Food
Insurance
TV: General

Fast Food
Credit Card
TV: Sports
Car
Retail: Local Home Improvement
TV: NHL
TV: FOX Sports

Beer
MOVIE
TV: General
Sponsors

Insurance
Pharmaceutical
Fast Food

Cellular Service
Fast Food
Retail: Big Box General
Retail: Online Cars
TV: General

Finance: Banking
Car
Beer

Credit Card
Retail: Big Box General
Beer

TV: General
Beer
Fast Food
Cellular Service Mobile Device
TV: Sports

Fast Food
Cars
Phone Service: VOIP
Car
Retail: Coffee
TV: Local

Credit Card
Car
TV: General
TV: Sports
Car
Cellular Service
Finance: Banking
Car
TV: Local
TV: Sports
Credit Card

Airline
Satellite Service
Car
Sponsor

Car
Beer
Staple Product: Soup
Cellular Service
TV: Sports
Cellular Service

Car
Finance: Broker/Dealer
Deliver
Fast Food
Car

Car
Beer
Gaming Council
Car
TV: General

Fast Food
Finance: Broker/Dealer
Oil: car oil
TV: Sports

TV: Sports

TV: General
Car
Cable Service
Insurance
TV: Local

Car
MOVIE
Fast Food
Beer
Sponsor

Credit Card
Cellular Service
Retail: Big Box / Food Staple
Car

Technology: Software
Retail: Big Box Home Improvement
Delivery
Fast Food
Sponsor

Car
Beer
Fast Food
TV: General

Cellular Service / Technology
Finance: Insurance
Car
TV: Sports

MOVIE
Car
Fast Food
Retail: Big Box Home Improvement
Cellular Service
Car
Airline

Okay, so I played football in high school as a freshman and sophomore. Because I was bigger the [<- syntax error] n most of the kids, they stuck me at offensive and defensive line. I also played all special teams. In other words, I was on the field the entire game. Was I good? No. I wasn't particularly adept at throwing a football or catching a football, nor was I fleet of foot. I was simply the "taller and bigger" guy coaches used to do the dirty work. My Al Bundy moment? I attempted to tackle a guy that went on to be a NFL fullback. I can say this much about the guy: he was a man among boys, it hurt to tackle him. With all that said, I've come to hate pro sports, especially football. I haven't yet officially timed it but I would guess that 1/10th of the approximately three hours of programming in an average football game is actual game play. The other 9/10ths consists of commercials, time inbetween plays, officiating time, etc. In other words, when you watch a NFL game you are spending 90% of your time NOT WATCHING actual game play. That, IMO, sucks and is a sub optimal use of TV time. To that point, today I watched the Seattle Seahawks play the Chicago Bears and decided that I would track every commercial that aired throughout the game. Here is a list of the commercials (commercial blocks delinated by empty lines):


Southwest Airlines
Taco Bell
FedEX
Lexus
NFL Charity

Bud Light
Levi Jeans
Lexus
Fox Programming (Simpsons)
Game Sponsored By (GSB): Bud Light

Lexus
Lowes
McDonalds->Breakfast
McDonalds->Coffee
Lexus
GSB: VISA, Lowes, Lexus

Lexus
MOVIE: Invention of Lies
Tostitos
Charles Schwab
Lexus

Verizon
Burger King
Geico
FOX Promo

Dominoes Pizza (sandwiches)
MasterCard
FOX NFL Sunday
Acura
Menards
NHL on Versus
FOX Sport Promo

Coors Light
MOVIE: Zombieland
FOX Promo
GSB: State Farm Insurance, Pfizer, Coors Light

State Farm (Labron James Movie)
Pfizer (Anti Smoking Segment)
Burger King

Sprint
Taco Bell
Walmart
AutoTrader.com
FOX Promo

Bank Of America
Cadillac
Corona Beer

Visa
Walmart
Coors Light

FOX Promo (AT&T)
Michelob Ultra
KFC
iPhone / AT&T
FOX NFL

McDonalds
Hyundia
Vonage
FORD
McDonalds->Coffee
FOX Local

Visa
AUDI
FOX Programming
NFL Spot
Volkswagon
US Cellular
Harris Bank
Acura
Fox Local News
NFL Spot
Visa

Southwest
Direct TV
GMC (General Motors Corporation)
GSB: Southwest, Subway, GMC

GMC
Corona
Cambells Chunky Soup
Verizon
FOX Programming
Verizon

GMC
eTrade
US Postal Service
Burger King
GMC

GMC
Coors Light
Sony->Playstation3
GMC
FOX Programming

KFC
Fidelity Investments
Valvoline
MLB Playoffs

MLB Playoffs

FOX Programming
Cadillac
Comcast
American Family Insurance
FOX local news

FORD
MOVIE: Couple's Retreat
Pizza Hut
Budweiser
GSB: Microsoft Windows, FORD, Budweiser

Visa
Sprint
Tostitos / Walmart
FORD

Microsoft Windows
Lowes
FedEX
Burger King
GSB: Burger King

FORD
Corona
Subway
FOX Programming

iPhone/AT&T
Travelers Insurance
FORD
NFL Spot

MOVIE: Law Abiding Citizen
Lexus
Dominoes Pizza (sandwiches)
Loews
Sprint
Lexus
Southwest Airlines

The Ego is devolved. IMO

Like the appendix, an unnecessary constituent if the human mind.

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